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 No.1570

Is he gay? Remake made Yuffie essential, and one of the main characters. And she's mad thirsty for his dick. Why is he pining for Tifa or Aerith when he has prime Chinese ninja throwing herself at him?

 No.1579

>>1570
because yuffie is only 16 and 5'2" tall, weighing in at approximately 90 pounds, and even though that is legal in 98% of the world, square must follow the california rules of consent which is 26 years old, at least 5'5", and 180+ pounds.

 No.1587

Gotta hand it to them presenting the illusion of choice in the game's dating mechanic when there's only ever 1 option actually built into the story. Just like the original.


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