No.19107[Last 50 Posts]
>Lap:Wapchan Lap #23
>Countdown to the Spanish GP:https://f1exposure.com
>Previous thread:>>18111 last wapchan thread
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>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:209 (208 starts)
>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:238 (235 starts)
>2025 WDC StandingsPIA: 161 (+15)
NOR: 158 (+25)
VER: 136 (+12)
RUS: 99 (+0)
LEC: 79 (+18)
>2025 WCC StandingsMcLaren Mercedes: 319 (+40)
Mercedes: 147 (+0)
Red Bull RBPT: 143 (+12)
Ferrari: 142 (+28)
Williams Mercedes: 54 (+3)
>2025 WEC StandingsLAW: 542.92 (+31.61)
HAM: 500.27 (+59.59)
NOR: 464.87 (+29.02)
>News:We're vroomin'
No.19109
Miku
No.19110
bort
No.19113
Absolute state of Ferrari
No.19118
>>19117Why does your anthem talk about weapons so much when you guys suck at wars
No.19121
gimi
No.19123
>repelled napoleonic invasions (with the help of the British)
I thought you guys lost that one which is why your king came to hide in here
No.19124
gimi
No.19132
VER beats McLaren
No.19134
45 bings for quali alert
>>19123that's true
1807 was the first of three invasions and the king fled the country to Brazil, 1809 was the second and his troops were repelled from the north, 1810/11 was the third and we removed them for good and the conflict evolved to a situation that ultimately led to Fontainebleau in 1814.
>>19132the TD dream is dead, I predict a PIA VER NOR quali
No.19135
gimi
No.19136
Andrea Kimi Antonelli
No.19138
DUNDUNDUN
No.19139
DUN DUN DUN
No.19140
Pirelli should look into making a C0
No.19141
Coolshart rimming lewis as usual
No.19142
shartonelli isn't making Q3
No.19143
Yeah, PS3 has this
No.19145
Tsunodabros…
No.19146
>Drugo
sovl
No.19147
>colashitto
No.19148
Wish it was just Bossberg commentating tbh
No.19149
>cola
No.19150
>colapiss
No.19151
Bort!
No.19152
>Yuki might not make it out of Q1
No.19154
>Cola
No.19155
>signs
No.19156
>P20
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
No.19157
Yukishitters…
No.19159
heh my boy yukino… he just needs more time
No.19160
Cursed seat
No.19161
>Who can explain that to me
kek
No.19162
>yugi
No.19163
Jesus. I never thought Perez would look good.
No.19165
Perez wouldn't've let it go down like that tb h
No.19166
>>19165He would've binned it in fp1 or something.
No.19167
Bin the coal!
No.19168
AMX
No.19169
Stop the count
No.19170
RAIN IN 5 (hours)
No.19171
RAIN
>RAIN
RAIN
>RAIN
RAIN
>RAIN
RAIN
>RAIN
RAIN
>RAIN
RAIN
>RAIN
No.19172
Rain?
No.19173
ISACK!
No.19175
>kwabiam kwabson
>oily bear men
No.19176
HAD xirs…
No.19177
Cope albon
No.19179
they race me so hard
No.19180
Nico lel
No.19182
RAIN IN 20
No.19183
>hottest last few days of the year so far around here in Iberia
>rain
I thought the Merc HAARP system was dismantled in 2022
No.19184
11.8
wew
No.19185
it's OVER
No.19186
Slurp
No.19188
CHEEKY
No.19190
FERNANDOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No.19191
Cheeky
No.19192
ALO ALO ALO ALO ALO
No.19193
Lec?
No.19194
>chuck not going back out
?
No.19195
WOOO
No.19196
WOO
No.19198
Orange team bad
No.19199
>just trading purples
fucking hell
No.19200
PS3
PS3
PS3
No.19201
PS3
No.19203
GAMES
No.19204
AMX
No.19206
>lando nopole
No.19207
Wew, now lets hope amx has good race pace.
No.19208
PS3 POLE
PS3 GOAT
NOWINS SEETHING
No.19209
Rosberg really knew from the beginning
No.19210
Why does RB even waste the money on a second car?
No.19212
oh fuck I thought quali started now but it was an hour ago, I also had the other thread open and it was capped so no one posting aided my fuck up
No.19213
>>19211Fat Brown would never allow this
No.19220
PS3
No.19222
>heh, i would do much better in that 2nd red bull seat
>…
>heh, i would do much better in that 2nd red bull seat
>…
>heh, i would do much better in that 2nd red bull seat
No.19224
>>19217that's what I'm thinking too
>>19222>>19223helmut in
No.19226
>>19223>Perez is unironically the best Red Bull 2nd driver since Webberlol
No.19227
Fred saying they are focussed on the race and thats why lec only did 1 Q3 lap.
No.19228
>>19211too kino for mclaren
No.19229
>Stroll called to the stewards for skipping the weigh in.
No.19230
>>19229can that lead to a DSQ?
No.19231
>>19230I think it could but i'm not sure this has ever happened before.
No.19232
>>19229Yukibros we might gain a spot from this (maybe)
No.19233
>>19232We are so back Yukibros, they really doubted him
No.19234
>>19233Colapinto might get a pitlane start also.
Still we rise!
No.19235
speaking of that, Gluedick is dead isn't he?
No.19237
>>19223It's bewildering how much better algod looks now than back then.
No.19238
Fernando points aren't guaranteed this sunday, I'm afraid.
No.19243
>>19242Damn, could have fooled me.
No.19244
>>19242Yeah, because he's an okonomiyaki.
No.19245
>>19242Yuki is geen pannenkoek
No.19246
>>19242He's leaving Dead Bull isn't he
No.19248
>>19242I don't know what a pancake is?
No.19249
>>19248Max said it in dutch
>>19245Which basically mean he's not that bad a driver/its not yuki but the car.
Many dutch people have a tendency to literally translate dutch idioms/words
No.19250
>>19249And now that i posted it i noticed i'm contradicting my self, it is other people who literally traslated someting amx said in dutch to Viaplay.
No.19251
>>19248Flip-flopper. Like a Pancake.
No.19252
>>19248it's that youtuber that hyper analyzes Mario 64
No.19253
>>19252He stopped making commentated videos after the Half an A press video.
I miss it.
No.19254
these inter unis look like shit
No.19255
welp its over
No.19256
its over. Just like Redbull chance of WCC
No.19257
>>19254>>19255Their fucking fault for using that puke inducing uniform
No.19259
>>19258>Almost 4 hour long>Commentated>Pure autismTHANK YOU FOR THIS
No.19260
>5-0
LMAO
No.19264
>>19262what sort of divine being did drugovitch piss off to deserve this?
No.19266
/biz/ idea: Create a FP4 that's only a 30 min session, is held a few hours before the race, and it could be used to qualify a replacement driver in cases like this. Adjust all the fuel and tyres allocations accordingly for the weekend.
No.19267
>>19266only gonna happen if aston martin announces mohammed ben sulamen as their reserve driver tonight
No.19269
>>19264>>19268lance did permanent damage to himself just to keep drugobitch from getting a couple race weekends in, I guess I have to respect that in some way
No.19270
Yugibros, it's gotta be the car, right
No.19272
>>19270Yuki was a pretty competent driver in the RB, as was Lawson too, I think at this point we can chalk it up to the car being truly fucked
hell, even Max hinted as such and multiple times now, his skill has been masking the expected performance of it
No.19273
>>19272I'm joking, but it's pretty clear that the car is fucked and only Max's talent and affinity for those setups is keeping him competitive - between Yoogs and Lawson who were quite decent in RB, and Perez's dropoff once they switched to ground effect, they can't all be shitters.
No.19275
DUUGGA :D
No.19276
DUUGGA D:
No.19279
>>19278kek
>>19277Based yuki giving up a easy Q3 for car development.
No.19281
>>19278Just woke up, what did i miss?
No.19282
>>19281Alonso did one lap and got p5 and celebrated, then everyone else did another lap after and he ended up p10.
No.19283
>>19282Oh yeah, that i saw, lmao.
Guessing just no news then.
1 hour now bois.
No.19284
Do you fellas watch Sky or F1TV?
I started on Sky but can't stand them any more. I always try and find an F1TV stream now but it is not always possible.
Can't stand that fat shit Crofty.
No.19285
>>19284I watch BAND (Local TV station that airs motorsports here for decades)
It's generally pretty comfy, the main narrator is a big obnoxious sometimes but the commentary team is honestly top notch. Leme has been commentating it since the late 60's i think? I know the FIA gave him a ring commemorating him convering over 750 GPs
No.19286
>>19285That sounds good. Do they have biases?
No.19287
>>19286Generally to any Brazilian as expected, but they all really fond of Max and often point out when he is doing something good. Main narrator used to suck Hamilton cock but he stopped last 2 years and generally mocks him too.
They also really really like Gasleak, Albon and sometimes praise PS3
No.19289
>>19288>tf tpmakes sense. Good morning
No.19290
>>19288What were you drinking?
No.19291
>>19284my local DAZN broadcast, it's not amazing but at least it's not Crofty (I do miss Brundle a little though)
No.19292
>>19291Brundle is okay but the more races you listen to him the more you realise he just says the same things over and over.
No.19294
>>19288I hear drinking in the morning helps with that, you should try
No.19295
Soon we vroom vrooming!
No.19298
Cool
No.19302
>>19284Sky, because I hate myself. There's Fox Latam stream that's a few seconds ahead, but the image quality is often worse.
No.19303
I am feeling a bit nervous about the start. I am worried that my boy Oscar might suffer some sort of outrage from that animal Verstappen.
No.19305
>>19304Need to watch out for George too. He got into the lead last year.
No.19306
DUÑ DUÑ DUÑ
No.19307
DUN DUN DUN
No.19308
>>19303Verstappen is is giving Mclaren PTSD.
No.19309
DUN DUN DUN
No.19310
DUN DUN DUN
No.19311
DUN DUN DUN
No.19313
I have two streams: one for GT Monza endurance, and this one for Spain GP
No.19314
Do you fellas like Nico Rosberg on commentary?
He is less bullshit than Crofty and co but can also be a bit cringe and retarded.
No.19316
Yuki needs more time
No.19318
>both mclaren's using new softs
>max and jorj using used softs
hmmmm
No.19319
>>19284F1TV, Alex+Palmer+DC is a pretty good combo
No.19321
>>19319DC can be a bit of a ham slurper
No.19322
AND AWAAAY PS3 GOES
>race over
No.19324
goblando still cant start lol
No.19325
HULK
No.19326
>Aston now slower than Sauber
No.19327
HVLK +5
No.19328
AMX AMX AMX
No.19329
MOTHER FUCKING HVLK
No.19330
>>19323On new softs btw compared to Max on used. Kek
No.19332
>NARB
No.19335
Ferrari do the needful
No.19336
>it's another Ferrari in-fighting episode
No.19337
lando going to try to race max
No.19338
Lando kwab
No.19339
Another clownshow from Ferrari
No.19340
Yugibros…
No.19342
lmao I love nico
No.19343
TSUUUUUU
No.19344
amx defending kino inc
No.19345
What is Williams doing?
No.19346
GP MY TIRES
No.19347
Grim, 15 more races of this.
No.19350
alonso…
No.19352
over
No.19353
nano…
No.19355
>>19354Alonso will never get points again
No.19357
No hards?
No.19359
>>19358Wait… is the 3 stop actually the best strategy? Has Hannah finally decided to use 20% of her brain?
No.19360
>16 sec to p2
No.19361
>>19359>already past NARBlooks like it
No.19363
Sainz btfo
No.19364
>nor undercuts ps3
stop the rig
No.19365
>lando first to pit
uh oh
No.19366
dudududu oscar pastry
No.19367
>>19364>NOR 3.0 pit>PIA 2.2 pitrig averted
No.19368
Red flag please
No.19369
>another broken wing for Alboner
No.19370
RED FLAG RED FLAG
SUPER DANGEROUS
No.19371
Poor Albon
No.19374
Box you shitter
No.19375
Williams suffering
No.19376
Can Max win?
No.19379
Alexbros…
No.19381
>sonoflaw again
No.19382
Lawson is gonna get sacked lol
what is he doing
No.19386
lawson cannot overtake without contact
No.19389
>spain 1974
NO MAX, NO FATALITIES
No.19390
I sleep
No.19395
PIANORVER
No.19397
CAM ON AMX
No.19398
can't believe red bull walked up to the mclaren garage and threatened them
No.19399
What is cola doing
No.19401
Max might get p2, but p1 seems impossible, ps3's tires fall off completely
No.19402
>>19399trying to not crash. he should get a memo saying going slow aint good either
No.19404
what happened to Willy?
No.19405
Another no score for kwablonso
No.19406
>front drivers running at high 1:19s
I HATE TIRE MANAGEMENT GRAND PRIX I HATE TIRE MANAGEMENT GRAND PRIX I HATE TIRE MANAGEMENT GRAND PRIX I HATE TIRE MANAGEMENT GRAND PRIX
No.19407
>ferrari
No.19408
>ferrari spaghetti
No.19409
Luv bossberg me
No.19410
Sauber! double points
No.19411
mclels got scared
No.19412
BORTO TREM
No.19413
Ok max box to retire the car
No.19414
>>19412And they just box him, shit
No.19415
lawson every time lmao
No.19416
LMAO
No.19418
gonna beat up bearman for that
No.19419
gonna beat up bearman for that
No.19420
lmao
No.19423
KWABTONELLI
No.19424
CAM ON AMX
No.19425
BOX BOX BOX
No.19426
safety right at the end bro
No.19427
>max on hards
its over
No.19428
>AMX on hards
oh boy
No.19429
fake gimi bros…
No.19431
His car died
No.19433
MERCSHIT ENGINE
No.19434
>stay out and end up in 1st place, maybe keep it till the end
or
>box behind the mclels and get hards
Hmmmmm
No.19437
Funny how Nico cares for Antonelli as if it were a way to take a dig at Hamilton
No.19438
Heat that tyres up max!
No.19439
PIA/NOR double DNF inshallah
No.19440
AND IT'S ENDING
IT'S ENDING
No.19441
gimi mentioned
No.19444
congratulations strat mommy, you did this
No.19445
ooof almost lost it
No.19447
honestly, what did Redbull expect?
Why didn't the ask Max if he wanted to pit for hards or stay out?
No.19448
slurper of a race
No.19449
AMX
No.19450
wtf was sharl thinking
No.19451
Dead Bull
No.19452
Holy shit Max
No.19454
Chuck jej
No.19457
hulk surge?
No.19459
lmao
No.19460
Narb lmao
No.19461
AMX being AMD
No.19462
shit
No.19464
HVLK HVLK HVLK HVLK HVLK HVLK HVLK HVLK HVLK HVLK HVLK HVLK HVLK HVLK HVLK HVLK HVLK HVLK HVLK HVLK HVLK HVLK HVLK HVLK HVLK HVLK HVLK HVLK
No.19465
HULK
No.19466
H V L K
No.19467
BASED AMX
No.19468
ALO ALO ALO ALO
No.19470
no penal for max
No.19471
mad max kino
No.19472
russell gonna have a talk at the gpda
No.19473
ALONSO POINT 🚨 ALONSO POINT 🚨 ALONSO POINT 🚨 ALONSO POINT 🚨 ALONSO POINT 🚨 ALONSO POINT 🚨 ALONSO POINT 🚨 ALONSO POINT 🚨 ALONSO POINT 🚨 ALONSO POINT 🚨
No.19474
Its absolutely over
Chance of Max WDC.
O V E R
No.19475
>10s penal for AMX
No.19477
PS3
No.19481
>>194762 points after AMX penal
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO
No.19482
Will Ps3 be the most boring WDC?
No.19485
Why is old spice nigga doing the interview
No.19486
>>19482Norris or PS3. Both gonna fell like Pecco win WDC in MotoGP. Its boring
No.19487
>>19482Norizz would be worse by far
No.19488
the 2nd place finner
No.19491
Lekek and NARB penal = HULK PODIUM!
No.19493
>>19491that would be insane
No.19496
>>19486>>19487What I meant was, has there ever been a WDC as bland and boring as PS3?
I'd love to see him win, just to mindbreak Norizz.
No.19497
>>19491That'd be too good.
No.19498
Honestly amx is lucky if he only gets the 10 seconds
No.19499
>>19491>hulk podiumNever ever
No.19502
>max dotd
Lmao
No.19503
>>19496Damon Hill
Jensen Button
Hamilton 2014, 2015,2017, 2018,2019,2020
Schumacher 2003, 2004
No.19504
>>19500Jeez how old is this guy?
No.19506
see you all in a couple of hours when the investigations are all completed, I guess
No.19507
Here's hoping Ted catches something spicy backstage.
No.19512
Franco is 21st in a 20 driver championship. Yikes.
No.19513
SAUBER ROBBED BORT I'M SO MAD
IF HE WAS AT LEAST 11TH, MAYBE MAX 10 SECOND PENAL AND HE POINTS
No.19514
Nice interview from Max
No.19515
>'the kids' can opener
Fucking hell Sky
No.19517
>>19503>jensonI wasn't watching back in 09, but wasn't he a playboy/party animal?
No.19518
>>19514What did he have to say?
No.19520
>>19518It went something like
>Hey Max why did you crash was it on purpose>Let's talk about the race instead>But's that moment affected your raceand chances at the wdc, was it on purpose?>Does it matter? We weren't really fast>Think of the children please.>Yeah, well those are things that happen and we'll discuss the strat with the team later. Nothing else to add. No.19521
>>19519wow gave them both the finger
No.19525
>>19524Again i say, he is 100% leaving Red Bull this year.
No.19529
>>19520Sounds about right. RB is trying to be the next Ferrari of strategy. The end was an all rounder of mistakes. They basically threw away a podium.
No.19531
I love Wapchan <3
No.19534
>>19530death to Liberty and Sky
No.19537
>>19535that's fine, but the one with ruslel also shouldn't have been a penalty
No.19538
/f1/ is fucking unusable after SpainGP
I think im gonna stay here for a while instead
No.19539
>>19538we're 2 weeks away from Leaf GP, we're going to slow down even more than usual
No.19541
>>19539We got 24 hours of Lemans in between
No.19543
nvm its in 2 weeks as well…. damn…..
No.19545
>>19538Mindbroken cuz of Max meltdown or just avg porn spam?
No.19546
>>19544i had basically the same i think
No.19548
>>19547kwab of the day
chimp of the day
clown of the day
bumpercar of the day
No.19549
>>19547go to sleep flip you're rambling
No.19550
>>19548Probably, but you cant deny he's the driver of the day.
No.19552
>>19548and without him the sport is boring shit, the moment he leaves to do some other shit I will dip
No.19554
>>19552Don't lie to yourself.
You're here forever.
No.19555
>>19554please don't, I want to get odd Liberty Media's wild ride
No.19557
so no penal for narb and hannah montanah?
No.19558
>>19557What did Hamilton do? It was Narb and Lechuck and neither got anything.
No.19559
>>19558rbr strategy head, the w*man
No.19563
>>19557>fia giving sporting penalties to strategist that make questionable calls that ruin the integrity of the racewhat a thought
No.19564
>>19520>>Think of the children please.These fuckers should realize that F1 isn't for children. It's (still, against all odds) a sport in which people can die in a horrid way in front of a crowd of viewers.
No.19565
>>19530>it's a shame to see that shine taken offTypical words from people who never gave a fuck about him to begin with.
No.19566
>>19564It is for children, it's more that nowdays people are too soft skinned and think any form of conflict or grit is too much for kids.
All of us watched F1 with our dads.
Kids will always enjoy whatever Adults think is cool, and whenever you try to make something too soft, you make adults hate it and kids will soon follow suit.
No.19567
>>19566>All of us watched F1 with our dads.>Kids will always enjoy whatever Adults think is coolThat's exactly the point I'm making, it's not "for children". It can be enjoyed by them with (preferably) some parental supervision but it should never cater to them specifically.
No.19570
I fucking hate this sport. It has been sanitized way to much. I blame VISA and Mastercard jews
No.19571
>>19570American Credit card companies are unironically dooming the world's culture. The fact they can hold sports or entertainment in general hostage to what they deem appropriate is ludicrous and should be illegal.
also, it's over…
No.19572
I feel like nobody is discussing all the Mercedes PU failures during the triple header, what the fuck did they do and why isn't it affecting everyone else?
No.19573
If only we knew who owned the credit card companies.
No.19575
>>19572mixed up the shipment meant for mclaren things will fall into place during the next set
No.19576
>>19572But it is. Aston also suffered PU failures and they are using a Merc engine.
One thing all have incommon is all failures have been after a stop and extended runs.
No.19578
>>19576crap, I forgot about Alonso at Monaco already
a shame it's not happening to either of the McLarens is what I was trying to get at
No.19580
>>19578I don't like Zak and i hate Norris but i like PS3.
McLel's strong this year but i'll never forget the absolute suffering that was 2014-2020. I'll NEVER forget Merc boredom. And i'll never forgive them.
No.19581
My cope is at least its not Hamilton so im fine with Norris or PS3 WDC.
I still prefer PS3 though
>>19579The current cars is so reliable. Last year Max only won 7 races at the beginning of season and others already given up for catching Max. The only way for Max to have a chance to win WDC is to have both Mclarens kill each other
No.19583
One third of the season has passed. Lando has 2 wins and PS3 5, but he only leads by 10 points.
Who do you think mclaren will chose to focus on for the wdc? Will they continue to be wishy-washy about picking a lead driver? Do you think we'll ever see them crash? Zack expects it to happen sooner or later. I know that the moment it happens Lando's new mentality will break.
No.19584
>>19583It's obviously PS3 but Mclaren isn't going to be explicit about it until much later when they feel extra comfortable on WCC, so that Lando doesn't do a Checo mental fatigue breakdown
No.19585
>>19584I still havent convinced yet PS3 can win WDC without choking or rigged by Mclaren itself. Mclaren is a British team and you know how British people is
No.19586
>>19583>Will they continue to be wishy-washyMclaren has never wavered in pushing Lando at the expense of his team mate, despite PS3 being points leader. It baffles the mind.
No.19587
>>19572if the flexwing was a meme, there has to be something on the engine
2 mercs(work team btw) and 1 astton ded so far
(((they))) are testing something, so far only mcjew got away with it
No.19589
>>19583They want Lando cause hes more popular and marketable
>>19582Hes not Vettel and the entire bong media keeps on blowing smoke up his ass worshiping him, but if he gets destroyed by Chuck for 2 years straight I think he will retire.
No.19590
>>19583I think the car is so much better than anything else they can just let them go full 1988. I'd back PS3 if I were Zak. I'd also lose some fuckign weight.
No.19592
>>19580since PS3 gave Alpine the finger Ive had a soft spot for him, I hope he get it
and yes, the Mercedes reign of terror almost killed it for me, I'm holding on for the new regs and see what happens