Tuned in to Ran's UFO!

"...and now to discuss Mr. Rötlicher's problems with his obsessions considering fictional characters in adolescent Japanese comics. Written on the thread in several concerning posts, we see that Mr. Rötlicher keeps stating that he "loves his wife Ran-chan" several times, to a point that the thread hits bump limit. He attaches his posts with hundreds of screenshots of this fictional pink female character. In other accounts he has had a "date" with the character by displaying an image of it on a old CRT computer monitor and sharing a burger with it." The Big Nurse then begins to flip the pages on the archive log. Above her, the white fluorescent lights flicker and pop at an alarming rate from what they just heard come out of the nurse's mouth. Rötlicher just sits in his chair cross legged and without much worry. Everyone around him keeps quiet and without comment. Then the Big Nurse finds her poison, and rather strange post from Rötlicher that would probably bring him down in shame. She began to read. "In another incident he would do blood sacrifices to the fictional character in order to bring it out of the CRT it inhabits so he can have certain sexual activities with it." Rötlicher blushes, closes his eyes, and puts his fingers to his bridge nose—his head was hung down. The poison worked. Everyone around him felt uncomfortable, some shook their legs to the rhythm of the pops and flickers of the light, while others took mental notes to avoid Rötlicher in the future. Then the Big Nurse responds, "So. Does anyone want to touch upon this subject any further?"