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GIVE IT UP FOR DAY FIVE

...AND NOW...

...THE CHEETAHMEN



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 No.599

So who would you rather date? Say you had a meeting with the truck and got isekai'd into a Rumic 2D paradise. Now you have a choice between these two ladies.

>EXHIBIT A. Lum
Perks? She's an alien princess of a mighty and powerful space empire. That's a big step up from your shitty earth bound existence. Not only are you never short of funds but she has a personal army and a UFO to boot. The downside is she will use these things against you if you upset her. She's not entirely used to earth customs, which can be an advantage and a disadvantage depending on your taste. she' also hawt as hell and not afraid to flaunt it. The downside is she appears to be some sort of sexual sadist who shows love by frying her darling with volts of electric. Her ability to fly and access to a UFO mean you'll never escape her. But I guess that's fine if your into masochism.

>EXHIBIT B. Shinobu
Cute, petite, and none of the alien stuff that make Lum so weird. She's not as good looking as either, a bit pasty and thin compared to Lum with breasts that'd make a lolicon drool. Cute over sexy. But Shinobu is confident, upstanding, intelligent, and usually clam. This makes her fairly reliable in serious situations that require the use of common sense and a functional human brain. Her earthly human family should be somewhat easier to deal with than Lum's. By far her worst drawback is her explosive temper and ability to throw around furniture like a pro wrestler. So much as glance at another girl and you'll risk a steel chair to the head.

So which will it be? Who do you choose? Is there someone else feeling left out?

Personally, I'd marry Lum for the political connections and make Shinobu my concubine, unless the Oni tolerate polygamy then she'll be our sweet co-wife as God intended.

 No.600

>>599
>got isekai'd into a Rumic 2D paradise.

Kill myself immediately.

 No.601

>>599
>someone else feeling left out.
We all know who.

>EXHIBIT C. Ran
Bubbly and sweet, yet confident and assertive. She comes with baggage, of course - years of trauma from her "friends" and her mom. Also she's still devoted to some pretty boy with more fingers than brain cells, so it won't be easy. But if you're willing to actually hear her out and help her stand up to those who've wronged her, she comes with a lot of benefits. Of course she has her age sucking powers - and since they're reversible that could be a lot of fun for you, less so for your enemies. She seems perfectly willing to be a stay at home wife, if that's what you're into, but at the same time with her extensive arsenal and UFO, she could be the perfect intergalactic raider. Her fashion sense is of course classic lolita, and she could probably make you some really nice clothes if she wanted to. And her skills in the kitchen are second to none - you'll always be eating well. Just make sure not to get on her bad side... That won't end well for you.

 No.602

>>599
Shinobu doesn't actually care if you glance at another girl, she cares if you make a move on the other girl. The reason why her temper goes off is also like 95% justified, so, you know. Shinobu wins.

 No.603

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>>602
>lum's stormtrooper
>shinobu wins

 No.604

>>603
uhhhh

I'm just not gonna bother explaining my viewpoint lmao this is the coward's way out

 No.605

>>601
No thanks I'm not into psychotic women

 No.606

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Gonna be honest, I don't like a single woman in this anime. But if I was forced to choose by gunpoint, I would pick Benten.

 No.621

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What if I want to fuck Ataru instead? He's a little old but good enough to be a handsome chigo to fulfill my perverted nanshoku fantasies.

 No.622

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 No.623

>>621
There are definitely prettier boys in this anime. You should go for Mendou. He deserves it. The guy has a silver spoon up his ass so it will accommodate your chinpo nicely.

 No.624

>>623
mfw fucking mendou



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